Wildly Outrageous Rumour #1 (that I heard last night from an unofficial source who was probably making it up anyway)

Herb Dowse is leaving Megatunes to become a full-time NASCAR driver.

(Sorry: this is the only picture of Herb that I've got)

Dude, if this was true, it would rock harder than a Monsters Of Rock show headlined by Slayer, Motorhead and Iron Maiden on the stage at the same time playing a medley of 'Iron Man' and 'Run To The Hills'.


Anyway: like I said, it's probably not true, but the fact that this rumour is circulating is fan-fucking-tastic. Herb Dowse is the shit, and could probably take ALL of you in a fight.