Thursday, August 30, 2007

I'm only tapping my foot to help myself pee. No, really.

'The police had misconstrued his actions, he said, but he had pleaded guilty in order to handle the matter "quickly and expeditiously".'

This might be funnier if it weren't happening ALL THE TIME. "I am not gay, nor have I ever been gay." Well, if that's the case, then maybe you should stop having all that gay sex, as it's clearly causing you some confusion.

That's all I got right now. Morning = bad = eyes won't open = everything hurts = no coffee yet = grumpy old man. I might push someone into traffic today, just because.

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