Of course, the next question is: do I put on the headphones and listen to very loud music in order to drown out the she-banshee below, or do I find the spot in my apartment with perfect acoustics and join in on my own?
I didn't say that...
Anyway: I have triumphed over the Evil Sickness that tried to take root in my sinuses (sinii?), using ancient methods of healing involving self-flagellation, rabid monkeys, a steam room and a picture of Alan Alda smoking crack. All of this has left me weak and feeble and unable to spoon my mashed-up Pop Tarts into the dry, filth-encrusted maw I use as a mouth, but I am Clean and Whole and No Longer Retching In Pain, which is a good thing.
Speaking of good things? The Assassination Of Jesse Jame By The Coward Robert Ford. One of the few cases where the movie is just as good as the book. See it now, or I will beat you with a wrench. I also forced the Ladyfriend to watch the first Die Hard movie (because she hadn't yet, which really bothers me, because everyone should see Alan Rickman as a brooding German corporate thief/terrorist...), and I think she liked it, but she's got a good poker face, so I can't really tell, but I'm still gonna make her watch the rest of the series, because John McClane, that's why.
That's all for now. I need to listen to this shiny new Patton Oswalt CD, which is what you get when you bring hot chocolate to the nice people at the record store.
OHOHOHOHOHOH!!!! I totally forgot to tell you guys! There's a computer they found in a Roman shipwreck, or something! It tells time better than a Rolex!
If any of my friends are within earshot: bring me meat and lots of it.
3 comments:
DO YOU NEED CHICKEN SOUP??? because i could get that done.... feel better chris!!! ps- you are hilarious!
NO MORE CHICKEN SOUP! I REQUIRE STEAK!!
Yeah! See! the people below you are SO FREAKIN' LOUD! Well, when they're not -fighting- or whatever the hell else the girl's shrill, nattering voice does from the vents.
ALso: Die Hard was good.. in the way that I wish i had of watche dit when it came out, because I think i would have found it much more exciting when I was in elementary school and didn't spend the entire time listening to the movie & wathcing the blanket I was making.
Oh yeah, and suddenly, the video input to the TV doesn't work. Jerx. I'll have to get Bryn to pull up the TV stored in the basement. We suck at working electronics. Good thing we have two non-working versions of everything.
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