Heylook stuff is actually happening in the world that has nothing to do with Brittany Lohan or The O.C.:
1. Kosovo declares independence from Serbia (which means that System Of A Down will probably be putting out three albums this year).
2. 14-day-old baby dies while held in customs in Honolulu.
3. Princess Diana's become the new JFK.
4. I'M SO SORRY I GAVE YOU THE HIV.
Now I must go to work, even though it's my SUNDAY, on my WEEKEND, because The Ladyfriend's feet have apparently disappeared. (It's okay, because I get to watch Pirates of the Caribbean 3 tonight, and she don't get to whine; oh, and guess what? Last night I made curry even though curry is, has always been, and will always be, GROSS.)
Okaybye.
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