Excuse me, could you please point me in the direction of your 'Gun Rape' section?

Shoot 'Em Up is quite possibly the Most Ridiculous Movie Ever Made, which means that it might also be one of the Most Awesome Movies Ever Made. I haven't had a chance to make my mind up yet, as this movie has left my mind drooling in the corner due to it's SHEER LUNACY.

I mean, Clive Owen kills people with carrots, and then shoots bullets from his fingers! HIS FINGERS!

(Also: Shoot 'Em Up holds the dubious honour of being one of two movies on IMDB that's tagged with the category 'Raped By Gun', which leaves me a little disturbed that someone's searching out movies based on that criteria.)

Anyway, I just wanted to say that Monica Bellucci should just go away. Please and thank you.

In other news: Sony shows the porn industry how to film a money shot.