Yes, we have joined the cult of Wii. Expect much silliness to follow, and prepare to be amazed at how gigantic my forearms will soon become, as one cannot play a game of tennis or enjoy a boxing match on this thing without afterwards soothing one's tired muscles in a vat of thrice-warmed baby fat and regaining one's equilibrium by inhaling an entire tank of pure oxygen. Dr. Punchy is coming to wreck your section, yo. Y'all best just give up now.
