Thursday, January 17, 2008

We Are Now Wii.

Yes, we have joined the cult of Wii. Expect much silliness to follow, and prepare to be amazed at how gigantic my forearms will soon become, as one cannot play a game of tennis or enjoy a boxing match on this thing without afterwards soothing one's tired muscles in a vat of thrice-warmed baby fat and regaining one's equilibrium by inhaling an entire tank of pure oxygen.

Dr. Punchy is coming to wreck your section, yo. Y'all best just give up now.


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