Top Marks For Not Trying.

Okay, the Arctic Monkeys don't bore me anymore. Favourite Worst Nightmare is like Blur meets The Buzzcocks. It's not a great album by any means, as it falls apart halfway through the discm, but the first four songs will knock you out, punk. Plus, I'm probably one of four people in the entire world who'll get the Duran Duran reference on 'Teddy Picker'. Enjoy:


Links for the day, for I am tired in the head and have no more cleverness:

1. "Guatemala is a good place to commit a murder, because you will almost certainly get away with it."

2. "Will Fuck For Shoes."
(Edit: apparently people are having problems linking to this site; basically, it's full of really pretty shirts that have very bad things nicely embroidered on them, like "I Like It Rough", "WFFS", that sorta thing. Just in time for Mother's Day.)

That's all. My allergies are being jerks again. Go away before I sneeze on you.