Thursday, June 12, 2008

Goddamn You, Rivers Cuomo. Stop Sucking So Hard.

There are only two songs that you need to hear off of the new Weezer album: 'Troublemaker' and 'Pork and Beans' (watch the video here, as it is all kinds of good). Both will remind you just how awesome Weezer used to be, back when you used to belt out 'SayIt Ain't So' at your high school dance or wherever.

The rest of the album, however, is utter garbage. So, steal this CD, rip those two songs, then throw the CD away, as keeping it will only invite demons into your house.


Next: 1000 Types of Grumpy.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah man. It's like Rivers C'mon-O. Or, like, Rivers Come-on-a-make-a-good-cd-already.

christopherdrew said...

Bruce, I do so love you.